And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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