Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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