i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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