absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
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You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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