i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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