Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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