i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
My Sexting was not on an AP level
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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