i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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