I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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