This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
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Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
My vagina is very pro this idea
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