I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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