You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
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I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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