Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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