Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He's on the porch naked. Help.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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