Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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