Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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