ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
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Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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