I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
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