we're blogging at a bar
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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