You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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