I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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