whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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