Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
This baby is an asshole
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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