just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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