The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
there was a trapeze. enough said
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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