weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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