We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
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