We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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