Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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