i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
