Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
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If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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