so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
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that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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