I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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