I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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