the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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