Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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