im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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