were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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