Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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