You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
So many bounce houses so little time
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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