I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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