There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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