It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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