i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened