Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(616): View more from Michigan

i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.

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(818): View more from California

so... thinking about masturbating finally

(661): View more from California

taking the losers way out I see

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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.

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(251): View more from Alabama

I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.

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(443): View more from Maryland

i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups

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(229): View more from Georgia

My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.

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(517): View more from Michigan

On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened

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