zippers are such a cool invention
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS