I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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