so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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