is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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