scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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