The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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