Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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