she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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