i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Is Oprah even human
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I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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