another moral hangover. fuck.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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