Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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