Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
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my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Pooping to opera.
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