hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
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Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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