Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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