Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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